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What's black and white and eats like a horse? Tell your jokes here!

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: NSFW Joke Thread! (content likely to offend)

    What is a peadophiles favourite vegetable? Harvey price

    Started by East Upper Gooner, 14th December 2011 08:53 PM
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  1. Good one liners/wprdplay jokes?

    IMO they are they best jokes. The wittier the better. Here are some of my faves :D 1. My girlfriend just found out I replaced our bed with a...

    Started by Griff, 4th September 2011 10:38 PM
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    28th January 2016 07:26 AM Go to last post
  2. Attacked!!!!!

    I got attacked by 3 blokes in an ally. With fast hands I managed to knock one out. Probably not the most appropriate time for a w@nk, but I thought I...

    Started by East Upper Gooner, 4th January 2010 09:43 PM
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    7th June 2013 04:37 PM Go to last post
  3. Jokes / Funny stories

    Another funny amazon review about the veet hair removal cream for men, it's a long read but totally worth it! After having been told my danglies...

    Started by greco_mak, 6th June 2013 07:09 AM
    • Replies: 3
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    6th June 2013 05:18 PM Go to last post
  4. The great Carlsberg and mentos experiment

    You know what happens when you mix Coke and Mentos. What about Carlsberg and Mentos?! <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie"...

    Started by Lee_JTD, 13th October 2009 07:12 PM
    • Replies: 14
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    12th July 2011 03:36 PM Go to last post
  5. women

    a few that made me chuckle. what do you call a woman with an opinion? Wrong. what do you call that useless bit of skin around the vagina? A...

    Started by mattyw, 10th February 2010 09:37 PM
    • Replies: 6
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    31st May 2011 10:33 AM Go to last post
  6. Bar Joke

    A bloke walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads, "Cheese sandwich: 99p; Chicken sandwich: 1.50; Handjob: 20" Checking his...

    Started by Leo, 20th April 2011 06:59 AM
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    30th April 2011 05:16 PM Go to last post
  7. Jeff Dunham

    Some Proper comedy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQcSOP2AzXU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir3qJDhJ_xU

    Started by Bedworth, 20th April 2011 02:04 PM
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    20th April 2011 09:37 PM Go to last post
  8. Maybe its just me....

    Ok a little disturbing but this made me nearly wet myself. I have had a few beers and glasses of wine but its so funny imo. ...

    Started by jax794, 26th March 2011 09:32 PM
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    1st April 2011 05:44 PM Go to last post
  9. Hellaflush Joke!

    Big 'lol' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-BGIcRBPHM&feature=player_embedded

    Started by PJay, 4th March 2011 08:29 PM
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    8th March 2011 06:28 AM Go to last post
  10. not the best of jokes but it made me giggle

    teacher -Can any of you tell me please,three great kings,who have brought hapiness and peace into people's lives; pupil replies: ... ......

    Started by greco_mak, 23rd October 2010 02:28 PM
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    23rd October 2010 02:28 PM Go to last post
  11. Raoul moat jokes

    Northumbria Police have put a 10k price tag on Raoul Moat's head... if he doesn't get caught by next Tuesday it goes up to 20k... Making it a...

    Started by East Upper Gooner, 8th July 2010 10:20 PM
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    10th July 2010 01:34 PM Go to last post
  12. World cup

    My dyslexic mate was nicked in south africa for blowing on a zulus vulva. lol

    Started by East Upper Gooner, 3rd July 2010 07:34 PM
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    3rd July 2010 09:25 PM Go to last post
  13. Dancing FAIL

    Fucking hilarious. <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie"...

    Started by East Upper Gooner, 23rd April 2010 01:33 PM
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  14. Current talk on other forums

    Stolen from www.mx5nutz.com but thought it would be worth sharing. Bentley Forums... 'I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it? ' ...

    Started by guitarjon, 17th April 2010 12:28 PM
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    22nd April 2010 03:37 PM Go to last post
  15. Fiat Punto

    http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1576071.htm Just makes me lol reading it, worst excuse in the book ey :creep:

    Started by Guarinoo, 22nd March 2010 11:52 PM
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    1st April 2010 08:54 PM Go to last post
  16. some laughs

    Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office.... but she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so...

    Started by mattyw, 22nd March 2010 08:43 PM
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    22nd March 2010 10:46 PM Go to last post
  17. new female car

    renault and ford are working on a new small car for women. they are bringing together the 'clio' and the 'taurus', and calling it the "clitaurus" it...

    Started by wbaxter90, 2nd February 2010 11:11 AM
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    19th March 2010 03:02 AM Go to last post
  18. Jimmy Bullard?!

    Any of you Footie fans who love Jimmy Bullard?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyZ7TfC5shU Brilliant laugh haha :]

    Started by Guarinoo, 14th March 2010 10:56 PM
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    18th March 2010 01:29 AM Go to last post
  19. I'm Just A Glamour Girl by chenille steele

    4WqOOPhxHmE pmsl

    Started by East Upper Gooner, 21st February 2010 10:58 PM
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    22nd February 2010 04:54 PM Go to last post
  20. Ashley cole....

    ...has just admitted purgery in his recent court hearing for speeding. He said he wasnt rying to outrun the papparazzi, he was just trying to get...

    Started by Ben, 3rd February 2010 10:29 AM
    • Replies: 3
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    3rd February 2010 04:44 PM Go to last post

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