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    Why did the snowman smile? Because the snowblower is coming.

    If you don't bleed when you do a job on a car then you're not doing it properly.

    200sx s14... Not a clio...
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    Chat up line: excuse me gorgeous! does this rag smell of chloroform?
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    I remember when my Grandad was really ill, and the doctor covered his back in butter. After that he went downhill very quickly...
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    Hell yes but you should go Tokyo Drift style and get a fisting on the bonnet.
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    How many Liverpool fans dose it take to change a light bulb?
    None, they'd just reminisce about the last one.
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    FLOL.
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    flol! oh no please don't do this to me! i'm a nob because i asked you to put your heap thread properly? piss off to ff then, cunt
    lol
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    I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don’t know Y

    I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!

    Pornography is often frowned upon, but that’s only because I’m concentrating.

    On the other hand, you have different fingers

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    Quote Originally Posted by y2jamieboy4 View Post
    How many Liverpool fans dose it take to change a light bulb?
    None, they'd just reminisce about the last one.
    haha !
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